Shit Happens – Various Religions
18th May, 2010 | Author Serge Nanovsky. 1 comment. »TAOISM: Shit happens.
CONFUCIANISM: Confucius say, “Shit happens”.
ZEN: (What is the sound of shit happening?)
JESUITISM: If shit happens and when nobody is watching, is it really shit?
ISLAM: Shit happens if it is the will of Allah.
COMMUNISM. Equal shit happens to all people.
CATHOLICISM: Shit happens because you are bad.
PSYCHOANALYSIS: Shit happens because of your toilet training.
SCIENTOLOGY: Shit happens if you’re on our shit list.
ZOROASTRIANISM: Bad shit happens, and good shit happens.
UNITARIANISM: Maybe shit happens. Let’s have coffee and donuts.
RIGHT-WING PROTESTANTISM: Let this shit happen to someone else.
JUDAISM: Why does shit always happen to US?
Dear Sun…
28th April, 2010 | Author Serge Nanovsky. 0 comment. »
Dear Sun… it’s been about three months of a teeth-crushing winter around here… it’s been rainy, and foggy, and all that shit… and now, when it’s spring all around.. could u please take your fucking butt out of your cave and shine?! thanx.
on a short note: Did u know that Sun’s core is a pretty warm place to have a vacation? 15 million degrees celcius (27m. farenheit). Jeez.
The best way to wake up
28th April, 2010 | Author Serge Nanovsky. 0 comment. »Actually it’s not gonna be about waking up in a cosy bed in the morning.. it’s more like “how to make your effing jelly work” thing. But I hope u’ll love it anyway
K.O. anyone?
25th April, 2010 | Author Serge Nanovsky. 2 comment. »Current mood multiplied by sound
23rd April, 2010 | Author Serge Nanovsky. 0 comment. »so soft, gentle and so fucking cruel stuff

